Geoffs girlfriend, now wife doesn’t fart or poop.

Geoffs girlfriend, now wife claims she doesn’t fart or poop. Geoff has attempted to catch her out many times, including hiding in the closet, but to no luck. He even theorizes that she’s doing it in the backyard to blend it in with all the dog shit. Yet he still has no proof.

First mentioned: S1. E2. TIME: 00:22:53 Episode link

Geoffs partner moves in and he still can’t catch her pooping: S1. E17. TIME: 00:48:44 Episode link

Geoffs partner might be shitting in the yard: S1. E35. TIME: 00:10:23 Episode link

Geoffs partner blames the dog on farts: S2. E70. TIME: 00:01:42 Episode link