F**kface bats
Since the show was created because of the F**kface baseball bat on the Bill Ripkin card, Geoff decides they should sell mini F**kface bats. Gavin pitches they should sell just the baseball bat knob. The bats arrive at Geoffs house then the Rooster Teeth merch team get an email saying the bats have been delivered. They inform Geoff he can pick them up from Rooster Teeth but he tells them they were delivered to his house. Now Geoff thinks there are 2X orders of bats and suspects Andrew and Gavin are messing with him. Meanwhile Gavin and Andrew were planning to tamper with the bats. Thinking Geoff was signing each bat they planned to dip or spray a few bats with something so Geoff wouldn’t be able to sign some of them. Andrew and Gavin then find out that Geoff is going to use a wood burning kit to sign each bat, unable to think of a way to mess with him they just start implying that they’ve tampered with the bats. Geoff starts texting Eric, the merch team, Gavin and Andrew demanding an answer or he’s burning the bats. Everyone keeps trying to assure him that there is only 1 bat order, that he has them, that they are untampered with and are real bats but the paranoia is too great. Due to some kind of finish on the untampered bats Geoff has trouble (wood burn) signing them and becomes even more paranoid that the bats are tampered with. Andrew and Gavin intended to come clean about implying the bats are tampered with at the next recording but it gets pushed back. Unsure if this is part of a larger prank Geoff still shows up at the original recording time in case to find Eric in the exact same boat. All this makes Geoff even more paranoid. After all this the bats go on sale and sell out in seconds. Geoff then decides they will sell 200 more bats. A few episodes later the guys are agreeing on who should sign the 400 cards that will go with each of the 300 bats? (Yeah I don’t get it either) Andrew pitches that someone should sign 300 cards, someone else sign 99 and one of them should sign 1. This will make things a bit more limited edition. Andrew then sets things up in his favour so he will sign 1 card, Geoff sign 99 and Gavin sign 300. Several episodes later they’re talking having sold the 300 bats (with 400 cards?). Then decide on cutting 1000 bat knobs off of bats to sell. After some time and merch meetings Geoff declares he will cut 100 bat knobs off 100 bats and sell 900 premade bat nobs as well. So 100 of the 1000 bat knobs will be Geoff made. Geoff forgot about this until some time later when 100 bats are delivered to his house. Geoff ignores this for a time until 900 bat knobs get delivered to his house with 1000 metal tags. Very confused at this point Geoff asks the guys if they remember what they were doing with all this. (Shame this wiki wasn’t around then.) As the bats and knobs clog up Geoffs house he keeps bringing up that someone at Rooster teeth bought too much (/everything they asked for).
First mention: S1. E20. TIME: 00:05:02 Episode link
Baseball bats or knobs argument: S1. E25. TIME: 00:51:51 Episode link
Discussion the paranoia around the bats: S1. E28. TIME: 00:35:01 Episode link
Geoff turns up at the original recording time: S1. E28. TIME: 00:49:02 Episode link
Andrew argues bat knobs were a better idea then bats: S1. E29. TIME: 00:02:29 Episode link
Nottheroosterteethstore.com selling bats: S1. E29. TIME: 00:14:19 Episode link
The bats sell out in seconds, should we sell more? 200 more bats: S1. E35. TIME: 00:38:14 Episode link
Deciding to have one person sign 300, another 99 and another 1: S1. E38. TIME: 00:41:29 Episode link
Voting on who should sign 300 cards: S1. E38. TIME: 00:44:23 Episode link
Geoff and Andrew guess which number to figure out who signs 1 card: S1. E39. TIME: 00:06:23 Episode link
300 bats sold, deciding next on cutting 1000 knobs off of bats to sell: S2. E46. TIME: 00:49:16 Episode link
100 Geoff made knobs and 900 premade knobs: S2. E48. TIME: 00:48:48 Episode link
100 full sized baseball bats get delivered to Geoffs house: S2. E56. TIME: 00:39:58 Episode link
900 bat knobs show up on Geoffs door: S2. E61. TIME: 00:34:40 Episode link
Geoff complains that Rooster teeth bought everything they asked for: S2. E64. TIME: 00:50:15 Episode link
Geoff has finished the 100 Geoff made knobs: S2. E67. TIME: 00:44:16 Episode link
Gavin hates the premade knob size argument: S2. E67. TIME: 00:46:59 Episode link
The bats are done and going on sale: S2. E70. TIME: 00:28:58 Episode link
Bat knobs sold out, Andrew is confused: S2. E73. TIME: 00:07:45 Episode link